I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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