i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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