Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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