I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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