Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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