hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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