I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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