hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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