I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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