ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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