Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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