I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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