I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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