Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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