I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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