Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
