got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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