i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I looked at my own cervix.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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