But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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