I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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