i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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