god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
