I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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