My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
