I love black thongs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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