nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Even my vagina gasped.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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