I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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