yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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