dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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