I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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