So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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