Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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