.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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