a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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