bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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