That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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