his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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