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(973): View more from New Jersey

I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

(907): View more from Alaska

I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.

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(415): View more from California

I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms

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(917): View more from New York City

idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.

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