is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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