I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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