OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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