Im at strip club and am horny
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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