im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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