As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just invented taco cereal.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You're a waste of cheezeits
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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