Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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