bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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