Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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