You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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