i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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