Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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