good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I've blown a few things in my day
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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